Husband And Wife Jokes

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Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay
wife : thx g
husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay
wife : thx g
husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay
wife : thx g
husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi

 

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 sardar & sardarni in bus,
Sardarni: suno ji, peche wala mere kapron mein
hath daal raha hai,
Sardar: tu chinta mat kar, usey kiya pata ke
purse mere pass hai.

 

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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumhare
hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din
nayi nayi to milti.

 

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Wife mere iraday baray neek hain
aap 1000 mai ek hain
sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai
pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?

 

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train mai ek husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon
dil karta hai tujhe kuttay k aagay daal doon
samnay wala passenger bola: bhao bhao.

 

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Husband and Wife were fighting.
Husband says: tu sali kutti,
wife replies: tu sala kutta,
their child who was nearby said: “Main sala Puppy”.

 

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Husband asked his newly married wife,
she had any boyfriend before marriage?
wife: silent
He said, main is khamoshi ko kiya samjhon?
wife replied: Kamine! ginay to do.

 

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Man: Patni agar pati ko noukar samjhe to kaya karna chahiye.
Santa– ” Usae do chaar ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.”

 

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wife to her husband: janu meri shirt utaro..
ab aisa karo mera trouser bhi utaro.
aur khabardar jo aaj k baad mere kapre pehne to.

 

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Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.

 

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