Husband Wife New Jokes

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Mobile SMS Jokes

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New funny sms text messages on husband wife. Read mobile sms jokes messages. Extremely funny hindi jokes.

 

Husband: if I die, will u remarry?
wife: no, I’ll stay with my sister.
wife: if I die will u remarry?
husband: no I’ll also stay with your sister.

 mobile sms jokes

 

Husband apni wife ka janaza le jaa raha tha.
janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua?
Husband : is kutte ne kaat liya tha.
Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main de do.
Husband : peche line main lago. :p

 

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Wife: suniye jab aap ne pehli bar mera ghoonghut uthaya
tha to kaisa mehsos kiya?
Husband: main mar jata . agar Aayat-UL-Kursi yaad na hoti.

 

mobile sms jokes

 

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

 

mobile sms jokes

 

Judge: y do u want to divorce?
man: i m not satisfied with my wife.
is he right? judge sys,
wife: pura muhalla khush hai bas is kaminay ko he takleef hai.

 

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Pathan’s wife: Jaan ek puppy do na.
Pathan: kocha! ghar main khaanay k liye paisa nahi hai,
aur tujhe kuttay ka bacha chahiye.

 

mobile sms jokes

 

wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat larki se shaadi kar raha hai.
aap usse rokte kyon nahi?
Husband: main kyon rokon? us ne mujhe roka tha kiya.

 

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Wife: main tang aa ai tusi hamesha mera ghar, meri car,
mera beta, mera mera he karde ho. kade sada v keha karo,
hun almari vitchon ki lab rahe ho?
Sardar: sada Kachha :p

 

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wedding night ki subha dulhe ne dulhan se pocha,
kaisa mehsos kar rahi thi?
Dulhan: kiya bbataon
aap ne to college k dino ki yaad taza kar di

 

mobile sms jokes

 

After a Quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
“you know, I was a fool when I married you”
the husband replied, “Yes dear, but I was in love
and didn’t notice”.

 

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