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A Teacher lecturing on population
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop he

 

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Girl : Bus bhi karo ab!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur
thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya ab mein thumain
nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora sa aur karne do!
agar aaj paper na kar saka to mein fail ho jaonga

 

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Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
“Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote: Yes

 

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Son to sardar : abba 5+5 kiney honde ae?
Sardar Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak,
besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.
jaa andar se calculator la

 

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Sardar ji ki biwi boli: beti ki umar hogai hai
28 saal tak ka larka dhondo
Sardar ji bole : oye ye to theek hai par 28 ka na mile
to 14 14 k do le aaon

 

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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son,
he can’t read very fast

 

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Aik admi: Yaar tune apni biwi ko talaak kyon diya?
Sardar: yaar woh bari character less thi
Shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi.

 

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1 larka apni girl friend k liye choriyan le k jata hai,
GF: kudh he pehna do
Boy: Mujhe kya pata tha aitna acha response milega
Warna mai kapre le k aata!

 

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Sardar ji says I love u to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girl Friend: What is this?
Sardarji: O ji, I’m falling in love!

 

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Girl : mein tumhare liye sab chor dongi
Boy : maa baap
Girl : yes
Boy : khana pina
Girl : yes
Boy : apni dostein
Girl : yes
Boy : Star plus
Girl : mouh sambhal key baat kar

 

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