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Hotel mein khana kha k sardar haath k badle wash basin dhone laga.
Waiter ne pucha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar bola: dikhta nahi lekha hai wash basin

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Teacher: What is your name?.
Student:  Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
 Student: My name is Sunlight

 

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ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k
ek diwar par parha “parhne wala gadha”
sardar ko bohat ghussa aya,
unhon ne mita kar likh diya!
“likhne wala gadha”

 

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Boy friend to his Girl friend: darling mere kaan main kuch garam sa
kuch naram sa, kuch namkin sa kuch mitha sa kaho na
Girl friend sharmate hue: ” HALWA PORI”

 

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Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai.
Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Uskaa naam Repeater rakh do!

 

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Malika sherawat goes to skin doctor and ask, “Main nahatay waqat kya lagaoun?
 Doctor: “bathroom ki kundi.

 

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sardar: ek dafa main chota tha,
main minar-e-pakistan se gir gaya,
2nd sardar: phir mar gaye tahe k bach gaye tahe?
sardar: mujhe yaad nahi. main chota tha na

 

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No mam I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

 

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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.
Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

 

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chemistry ki class main teacher ne ek larki se pocha what is “Nitrate”?
larki sharma kar boli: sir, night rate 1500/- aur hotel charges alag honge

 

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