Principal: agar koi larka girls hostel mai gaya
to first time 100 Rs fine hoga, 2nd time 200 fine
& 3rd time 500.
Students: Sir, membership kitnay ki hogi?
Mom: Beti bari ho kar kia karogi?
Beti: kuch nahi. Maa banu gi, parhon gi,
shadi karun gi. aur kia?
Mom: Jo bhi karna hai karo
par zara tarteeb sahi rakhna
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye,
Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
Sardar g tanu kadi kisi nal pyar ni hoya?
yaar hoya ty hy likin o mundi, bus ena kendi aa
” I love U”. pata nahi ullu da patha “U” kon aa?
A sardar was running with his pregnant wife,
who was about to deliver,
when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye moti nu
aise haal vitch le ke kithey bhag rahe ho?
pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey
free delivery hondi aaa.
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon
meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay.
friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay
doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.
Evolutin of main:
shadi k pehle : i love u
shadi k baad : aaj phir alu
shadi k pehle : Hero no1
shadi k baad: coolie no1
shadi k pehle : mein ne piyar kiya
shadi k baad : ye mein ne kiya kiya?
shadi k pehle : janeman mut jao,
shadi k baad : jaan mut khao
shaadi k pehle : tum bin raha na jay
shaadi k baad : tum ko saha na jay
shadi k pehle : kuch to bolo
shadi k baad : kabhi chup bhi ho jaya karo.
shadi k pehle : tum kab aaogi?
shadi k baad : mayke kab jaogi?
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant it’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go
Sardar- why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar- If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
EXCELLENT.