A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a a professor’s cabin
and says I will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
Prof: open your books and study
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai
to kiya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k pass ja k beth jata hoon
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: to AC on kar leta hoon
Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai
mujhe ek chashma la do.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar le kar aya aur bola
woh kya hai bata.
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe ga
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying
love never dies.
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister
Sardar to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: 1 biwi aur 3 bachche
Sardar proposed a Girl……
I m 1year elder to you.
Sardar said: Oye No Problem Soniye,
I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means
With Idiot for Ever
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1: Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760
Teacher: How Old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I m.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He become father only after I was born.